[Have some random doodles on the journal page, residents. They look suspiciously like the beginnings of a magazine front page layout]

Geez, I think it's been weeks since anything creepy and/or weird has happened to the castle. You think if I tell it I'm bored enough times, it'll let me go home?

[Outside -- taking advantage of the great weather -- Billy has set up a few tables in a little grove of trees. He's strung some lights in case they're out here past dark, and laid out a few blankets for picnicking or relaxing ( Read more... )

I've gotta admit, I'm kinda glad that I didn't get saddled with a kid. I mean, if I went home tomorrow, who'd look after it? I don't think Paradisa wins many good child-to-parent placement awards, anyway.

...Sure does make me miss DJ, though.

( Private )

[Now, Alexis prides herself on being very good in a crisis. More than that, she can take control of one and turn it around for her own fortune. Unfortunately, despite what you can say vicious dinosaurs are very different from New York publishing folk ( Read more... )

For those who knew her, Liz Lemon has been sent home.

[Sigh] This bites. I’m going to get drunk. Anyone care to join me?

[Alexis really, really thought she'd avoided this singing thing, after all, it was getting later now, so maybe the Castle has passed her by. Um...no, no it did not. So of she starts singing, hips swaying as she goes through her wardrobe like a proI'm going out tonight-I'm feelin' alright ( Read more... )

[It's been a very very long while since Alexis woke up next to anyone, so she's more than a bit surprised when her waking-mind points out that there's someone else in her bed. She opens one eye, blinks, then sits up]

WHAT THE HELL?!

I’ve been here a while now, and I think it’s time I came clean. I mean, everyone from home knows and I’m burdening them with this, too. So, here goes.

I used to be a man. I faked my death for two years while I had my transgender operation.

[Pause. Frightened gasp]

What? I didn’t just... Oh hell.

[Journal shut, hiding in her room forever ;;]

[Guess who woke up to find 'HI, I'M ALEX MEADE!' stamped on her forehead? Oh yes]

What? That's not even FAIR. All the crap you've put us through lately and now you've done THIS? THAT'S NOT EVEN MY NAME!!

Screw you, Castle. Screw you.